Tuesday, February 22, 2011

There’s a Name for My Condition: Rhone Ranger

I love Mourvedre, Grenache, Syrah, Carignane and Viognier. I like saying the word Viognier almost as much as drinking the wine itself. I get weak in the knees when I see the menu for Girl and the Fig, and sometimes I just stare at the offerings on my Girl & the Fig iPhone app when I can’t sleep at night. I’m a wine club member of Quivira and Bonny Doon and I’m on the Shane Wines allotment list. For years I thought I was alone with this Rhone obsession.

But now I find out there is a name for my condition-- it's called a Rhone Ranger and there is an organization by the same name. The Rhone Rangers are dedicated to the promotion, education, and general sharing of the love about American Rhone varietal wines. Kind of like a support group for hopeless Rhonemantics like me.

And through their support, I'm giving away two tickets to the next Rhone Ranger event! Read on Kemosabe.

Rhone Ranger members include Wineries, Growers, Retailer Restaurant, & Distributor Associates, and “Sidekicks” a membership level for consumers.

The Rhone Rangers sponsor tasting events and seminars through out the year. The 14th Annual Grand tasting is happening March 26-27 at Fort Mason Festival Pavilion in San Francisco. The grand tasting features over 500 wines from more than 100 Rhone Rangers wineries, and includes gourmet food samples of cheese, bread, olive oil, charcuterie, fruits and chocolates. Plus there will be three educational seminars and a winemakers tasting dinner catered by none other than Girl and the Fig!

Educational Seminars:
#1 - GREEN RANGERS: SUSTAINABLE, ORGANIC AND BIODYNAMIC AMERICAN RHONES
#2 - MOURVEDRE ON THE MOVE.
#3 - WILD WINES AND THE STORIES OF HOW THEY CAME TO BE.

For more detailed information on all the events and to purchase tickets click here.

But wait, you can win two tickets to the Grand Tasting right now, right here!

Just tell me what Rhone variety you like to pronounce and why? For Example: I like to say Viognier because it sounds like some kind of sexy lingerie. And I feel rather posh when I say it. But what about you? Do you like the sound of Counoise because it sounds like something Jed Clampet went hunting for? Or maybe you have a penchant for saying Grenache? Tell me.

If you are new to Rhone’s, here’s a quick list and pronunciation guide to help:

Red Varietals:
SYRAH (Sur-RAH)
PETITE SIRAH (Puh-TEAT Sur-RAH)
GRENACHE (Gruh-NOSH)
CARIGNANE (Care-een-YAHN)
MOURVÈDRE (More-VEHD-ruh)
CINSAUT (San-soh)
COUNOISE (COON-wahz)

White Varietals:
VIOGNIER (VEE-ohn-yay)
ROUSSANNE (ROO-sahn)
GRENACHE BLANC (Gruh-NOSH Blonk)
MARSANNE (MAR-sahn)
PICPOUL BLANC ((PEEK-pool Blonk)

Post your answer in the comments below and a random drawing will determine the winner of two tickets ($90 value) to the Grand tasting in San Francisco on March 26-27, 2011. Enter Now! Contest closes March 11th.

P.S. You can follow the Rhone Rangers on twitter @RhoneRangers and tweets from the event at #RRSF

9 comments:

  1. Mourvedre, when I roll the letter r, sounds like I'm luring someone into my boudoir.

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  2. Picpoul Blanc. As the name suggests it piques my interest and my tongue!

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  3. VIOGNIER....I'm always amazed that I can correctly pronounce it!

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  4. Petite Sirah.... A sweet endearment, and the mouth has to pout, just so, to say it slowly and perfectly. Bah, Oui, Ma Petite!

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  5. I think it's very sexy to say grenache, because it ends with a whisper. Also, just saying it makes my mouth water, but maybe that's just my drooling problem.

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  6. I like CINSAUT because it sounds like just so- so.

    randyfong (at) aol (dot) com

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  7. easy: mourvedre

    I even like it this way: mataro

    you can give to me as: monastrell and I won't say no

    just give me MORE-vehd-rahrahrah!

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  8. I like Petite Syrah. Because I get to say "teat," and then I get to say my real favorite, Syrah, which is my favorite because it's the wine equivalent of "dahhhhh-link," the feather boa- and long glove-wearing, red lipsticked version of "darling."

    (pick me! pick me!) ;O

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  9. Congrats to Steve of Cheers 2 WIne above who won the tickets in a randomizer drawing. Steve please contact me with your mailing address. Send a DM to me on twitter @marcygordon

    Thanks

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